Stan Helsing (2009)
Movie: Stan Helsing (2009)
“It’s Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/’massage therapist’ – detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. Written by Anonymous”
- Director: Bo Zenga
- Release Date: 23 October 2009 (USA)
- Run Time: 108 min
- Country: USA , Canada
- Genre: Comedy , Horror
- MPAA: Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language.
Goofs: Errors in geography: Although the movie is set in Los Angeles the speedometer of a minivan is marked in Canadian kilometers.
There are probably a lot of reasons why Stan Helsing shouldn’t appear in the Coroner’s Report. I mean, it’s not scary and no one dies. It’s a straight up comedy. No, worse than that, it’s a parody. A spoof. We all know how well those generally end up being. But, like most true addicted horror fans, I’ll take just about anything that promises to cater to my tastes. Horror jokes, monster parodies, and some boob shots. Stan Helsing gives us most of that and manages to be “surprisingly not terrible.” Now, the movie is not good by any means, but I think it’s watchable, unlike my fellow Rob Hunter. I must admit, some parts are down right terrible and awful and angering. But for some reason, I kind of enjoyed it. Stan Helsing followers out titular slacker video store employee, Stan Van Helsing, obviously in the lineage of the greatest of monster hunters. After »
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